viernes, 6 de marzo de 2009

Mala leche

Spain is so sketchy. Specifically spanish men. I always forget about it, but then occasionally I remember. Take today. I go for a walk in Retiro and no fewer than four men tried to pick me up, one of whom was like 65. Blurg. I'm not blond or super cute, so leave me alone! I just wanted to read my book about russian czarism.

Conclusion: the safest thing is to not leave the house.

2 comentarios:

Stephanie dijo...

but if you don't leave the house your arteries will clog and yo may die and then you'll never return to the US to reunite with me??
think about it!

Fiona dijo...

That would be an inherent risk. Plus one time workers came to our house to do my senora's floor and then we couldn't leave the room. I mean seriously, in our own house!